G.T.D. Bernoulli

Our staff is made out of solid metal and it is very heavy, people can get injured if they get hit by it. So for everyone's safety, we request you to not 'brass' our staff. Other than that, our Chair has recently undergone surgery and we would like to request you to not 'brass' her. Finally, our External is allergic to milk and our Secretary is vegetarian, so please be mindful of that. Good luck with trying to 'brass' the guest book and the three board members. ;)